Listen, friend... I know.
Here's the part where I tell you my life story, right?
Well, all you really need to know is that I wasn't always this way.
I used to be a deeply lost individual...
Someone with no drive, no purpose, no future.
Then, in my darkest hour...oh, I'll just skip over all this--
Yeah, yeah, SEIZED UP IN THE SPIRIT...and shown the way, of course...
No, exactly who told me this isn't important. I simply obtained powerful abilities
...and became completely insane.
I am now a servant of random-osity and unpredictable whim. It's pretty okay. Anyway...
In case you weren't instantly and violently clued in to my identity by how I talk, my name is Dirk, or "TK" if you prefer a couple extra syllables. The fullest extent of my name is Dirk T(ele)K(inesis) Rue Hotmail Katz Cypher Xenon Scar Nitrous Oxide "THE" Bro(dy/seph) Zydrate Strider. If you call me all those things I will poke you in both of your eyes. If you absolutely must refer to me in third person, my pronouns are IT/HE.
I am a self-de-fictionalized adult man, a dubious artist, a slack-master, a dimension-seer, a theoretical metafictionist, a non-white person, a remarkably calm horse and a comparatively very eloquent cat. And I am nonhuman, obviously.
Legally, psychologically and socially, I have dissociative identity disorder and I am the host of a system. To this effect, I am also a fictional introject (or "fictive") of Dirk Strider from Homestuck. Do I enjoy the comic, particularly? No ... not really. I myself believe that "introject" doesn't even begin to describe it, but for convenience and ease of comprehension, that is the term I use.
I have a variety of interests , most of which are abstract and unclear. I've taken the time to categorize most of them but I'll be brief and condense them into LIKES/DISLIKES...
LIKES: pathopsychology, hauntology, adult cartoons, speedrunning, advertising, YTP, horses, bugs (partial to centipedes and millipedes), paranormal phenomena, 5th and 6th generation video game consoles, Crash Twinsanity, psionics, AND MORE...
DISLIKES: every single iPhone, average temperatures over 75F, the Wii
I have no true form, and if I did it would probably be completely incomprehensible to even me, but hopefully this page illustrates some things about myself that you didn't know before.
For more information:
My Tumblr
Portraits, of the Self Variety
