welcome to the basement. its gross in here and the mold made me crazy. do you want some soup or something i got cans of the stuff. thats a lie i just lied to you. i cant stand soup. anyway full disclosure i am very psychotic and this page is gonna reveal that to you. unfortunately there is also very relevant information here so i would at least try to proceed...

NOW PLAYING: KITCALIBER - THE MUSEUM OF UNNATURAL DISASTERS

THE DOMAIN OF THE ULTIMATE LIFE FORM













you have reached the informational part of my mind.
believe it or not i wasnt always what you see before you. before i was a nobody, a random schmuck with unrealized potential...
a LITTLE HATER with no multiversal future.
but at some point during the heat of the calamity that hit this world
i was SEIZED UP IN THE SPIRIT by the HAND OF THE UNIVERSE ITSELF.
this gave me POWERFUL MIND POWERS...
...and drove me insane.
now im really just a terrible person . among other things...


i already told you my names idiot. its me dirk / rue / TK etc etc in case you already forgot. full name Rue TeleKinesis Diederik Gmail XP Xenon Zydrate Shadow Nitrous ****** D.E.X Chase Broseph Rainbowdash West G. Spamton. dont call me all those things

i am an adult and im basically what happens when you make a cat walk on two legs and teach it to talk. and many other things that would take hours to explain . most relevantly im a fictional introject of dirk strider from homestuck (...et cetera) and a DID system host . if you MUST refer to me then please use he/him, it/its, or ad/ads.

my occupation is professional acquirer of SLACK as is my duty which puts me above traditional employment. i am unpaid scary internet man who talks to you about things you dont care about and i am bad at art . but i plan to get paid for being bad at art one day . DNI if you are good at completing tasks and/or your hobbies

i have a variety of interests , most of which are abstract and unclear . ive taken the time to categorize most of them but ill be brief n condense them into LIKES/DISLIKES...

LIKES: hauntology, speedrunning, old ads, YTP, horses, bugs (partial to centipedes and millipedes), paranormal phenomena, max headroom (mostly as a concept but the tv anthology is fun), the PS1 / PS2, crash twinsanity, psionics, AND MORE...

my current comprehensible fixations are crash bandicoot and mob psycho 100. expect me to talk abt them often

DIS!!!LIKES: the iphone 5, my stupid cousin and his stupid gaming PC with 6tb of storage GODDAMMIT, average temperatures over 75F, the wii

in my true forme im fully unknowable but i hope this site makes my false forme more knowable... here are some fast facts i couldnt fit into the other categories:

i collect CDs and outdated tech in my free time. sometimes i see demons and whatnot. im a furry but im more like a werewolf. i am romantically interested in inanimate objects. i own three fake alien skulls and i hope to one day own a real one. i have a cat and hes a reincarnated wizard i think. i have a grudge against oysters

and speaking of being a furry:


art by 1o1percentmilk and banishedmutt respectively
THIS IS PAXI!! its my fursona and thus an extension of me. paxi is a lab experiment and many animals fused into one--including but not limited to: a house cat, a puma, a tarantula, a komodo dragon, a cuttlefish and a hyena. it has all of these animal traits and none of the intelligence of any of them combined



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