You are now in THE SITE HUB. Here, you can access other pages with ease. This page will have the most accessible links, since all the others will be scattered around and stuff.
And so, here you are at the one of internet's worst-kept secrets: UNITESYNCHRONIZATION. Do you like it? You'd better. I've spent a lot of all-nighters making it accessible. I believe it to be a tribute to the will of the spirit, since I learned HTML5 just to make this hovel possible. (You can do it too, you know.)
Fair warning-- My website intentionally betrays a lot about my "offbeat" worldview. You will notice, and that's okay. I have designed it to allow you to invade my privacy as much as I can allow without posting my home address with the caption "Go nuts". You're even authorized to pop open the code. Copy paste to your heart's content. (Try to keep impersonation to a minimum.) Simply go into this experience with an open mind, and I must ask you to please do not try to be the "hero" and tell me everything is all wrong. With all of that out of the way...
