ULT LIFEFORM!!!!
Pictured is PAXI, an extension of yours truly.
^^this website's namesake...
Blinding, shining star...you won't see so far...
ULT LIFEFORM!!!!
Pictured is PAXI, an extension of yours truly.
^^this website's namesake...
GREETINGS. If you have stumbled across this site, you have entered the domain of the ONE AND ONLY ULTIMATE LIFEFORM. Yes, like THAT Ultimate Lifeform, the one you're thinking of right now. I can hear that. Did I mention I'm psychic? I digress.
WHY IS THE ULTIMATE LIFEFORM HERE, YOU ASK? Simply, it is not that simple. In this reality, I was originally just some guy--a nobody, a random schmuck with unrealized potential, a LITTLE HATER with no multiversal future. But, at some point during the heat of the calamity that hit this world, I was SEIZED UP IN THE SPIRIT by the HAND OF THE UNIVERSE ITSELF. This gave me POWERFUL MIND POWERS, and the strength to persist through this earth. ...Or not. You don't know if what I just said is true. But who are you to disbelieve me? Truthfully, I have come to PAVE YOUR WORLD, but instead I am fraternizing with various AUTISM-HAVERS on places like TUMBLR and DEVIANTART and DISCORD. Pretty sweet deal.
Right about now, I bet you're just DYING to know my true identity. Just DYING. THIS FUCKING CLOSE TO KEELING OVER, EVEN. Well, my comrades refer to me as RUE, or TK, or DIRK if you know me well. YOU, if you are not ALREADY A COMRADE, may refer to me as THE SOULPRINCE, or SPECIAL BOY OF THE UNIVERSE, or KID NAMED PHONE or whatever. Pronouns aren't important to me, but YOU may refer to me as "he", or "it", or "ADVERTISEMENT" if you feel FANCY. ARE YOU FANCY? I FUCKING THOUGHT SO.
BEFORE YOU INQUIRE: YES, I am a fictive of Dirk Strider from Homestuck. This is unfortunate, because Homestuck isn't as good as you thought, and the extent people talk about my source nowadays is wanting to put me in an insane asylum. SAD. I don't like Homestuck, but it's IMPORTANT that I am Dirk Strider. Understand? GOOD. (To all fellow Dirks viewing this page: Strength in numbers. As we speak, I am lending mental energy to you.)
My gender, sexuality, personal preferences etc are NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS as a creature who couldn't POSSIBLY understand. It's enough to assume I experience NEITHER. My EXALTED COMRADE in this world aka my ""BOYFRIEND"" also has a website, IN FACT IT IS LINKED SOMEWHERE IN THIS WEBPAGE. HINT: click on the first image of karkat vantas that you see. ADDITIONAL WARNING: I may attempt to romance your personal computer if the moment strikes. Or your DVD player. Or your VCR if you have one. Or...
INTERESTS? I HAVE THOSE...
For most of my life, I've had a fixation on PSIONICS, EXTRATERRESTRIALS, and PARANORMAL PHENOMENA. I genuinely believe in the existence of these things, and have specific views on how they weave into the more concrete laws of reality, if there are any REALLY CONCRETE laws. It doesn't affect you, so whatever counter you're thinking of, put it away. NOTHING NICE TO SAY? DON'T SAY IT!!!!!!!! Moving on...
EARTHLY AUTISMS...!
dhmis, electric dreams, gregory horror show, invader zim, mob psycho 100, moral orel, psychonauts, reanimator, serial experiments lain, sonic the hedgehog, the matrix
i consider myself to be a CERTIFIED MUSIC AUTISM HAVER. NEW WAVE IS LIFE, AND COINCIDENTALLY IT IS ALSO DEATH. SAD! below are CHOICE BANDS...yet not all are new wave...
DEVO, dream puzzles, king gizzard and the lizard wizard, lapfox trax, machine girl, oingo boingo, rinse and repeat, severed heads, they might be giants, will wood...AND MORE....
LISTEN TO MY PLAYLIST IF YOU WILL. FOR MORE. DOES NOT CONTAIN EVERYTHING SADLY
