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its not what you look for but it is what you find regardless.


hi. my name is rainer. permanently "older brother" aged, incorrigibly monotonous, "maker" of nothing particularly "new", dubiously gendered, and former dead person. youve already picked up on the fact that im somebodys alter. i first "woke up" in august which makes me a virgo.

at the time of writing this its currently 12/24/25. so its about to be christmas (not that we celebrate...). my presence at this time is only made funnier by the fact that i keep waking up in the bathtub. okay it isnt actually that funny i think. the dead horse is beaten into a pulp at this point.

previously my entire existence was consumed by laying around and thrashing and sleeping sometimes. now i have decided that i want to be a forward thinking and social individual. it is so difficult because social media irritates me so im doing this the only way i can do it: through this medium. (its so embarrassing to have to learn html. i feel like i used to know so much more about these things. phantom limbs?)

"my work" which i would typically define myself by is completely nonexistent but it gives me a similar sense of accomplishment to help somebody else with theirs. now i have developed an interest in creepypasta. i also like the sony playstation (wow) and ambient music (among other genres). i have been very slowly cultivating a playlist that you can check out if you want.

if you would like to learn more about some facets of my psyche, you can watch sagan hawkes' unfiction video about escape triassic hall (unreality warning its a fake game being talked about like its real complete with footage). or you can peruse decamarks' posts about petscop. finally you can peruse opendirectories to look at some preserved aspects of past events.

this page will expand and get more bells and whistles over time ive never been that much of a minimalist